snack food.

baked goat brie

spicy cranberry chutney

honeycrisp apple

cracked pepper triscuits

helpful hints:

if halving recipe: pay attention! pay attention! pay attention!

when bringing successfully-halved water and sugar to a boil, do not boil on high. for, lo and behold, it burns. quickly.

please do persevere until you have achieved a finished delicious spicy cranberry chutney. it is worth the effort.

tell all of your friends that they need to eat this because it is delicious.

don't become a braggadocio though. let another man praise you and not your own mouth.
because your mouth will be full of tasty brie and chutney and apple and cracker!
miam miam!